ACTIVE HIGH SESH: Asian Fantasy and Pork Chops

Hi there, friends. Welcome back to my little blog about my big love for marijuana! Today’s post is all about the fun we had yesterday with the wildly popular, and hard to find) strain, Asian Fantasy. Alright, let’s get into it! Menus:

Weed: Asian Fantasy – check out details on this sexy sativa here.

Food: Homemade pork chops (yummmm), mashed potatoes, and green beans


3:55 Started smoking about half hour to an hour ago. We are finally trying Asian Fantasy, a fabulous sativa strain, for the first time! Also, in keeping with the theme of “firsts,” I will be cooking while smoking for the first time. I can’t believe I haven’t done that yet!

4:00 Well apparently Dean thinks I turn into fuckin Emeril Lagasse when I cook and smoke! Lol! He is GRUBBIN’ Hungry Hungry Hippo style on these pork chops I cooked! He said these are the best pork chops I ever cooked and I need to be high as a kite every time I cook! Lmao! They are bomb, though. ahaha 4:02

4:03 Dean just lost track of time, guys! Lol! He was really convinced it’s been thirty minutes since I started documenting. Nope, it’s been less than 10. Yup…the guy is baked out of his mind right now. Hahaha! Even though he’s high, he took some really great shots for today’s post! So, HI! This another first for the blog: pictures of moi! ::waves hello:: 4:0622070287_10213915913199596_1924896241_o

4:06 I am so high right now and yet, I am blogging, eating, laughing, and working my Facebook group (oh, yeah…I have one of those. Click the link and join) all at the same time! This strain has turned me into a multi-tasking, super woman! And as a random side note: Dean has abandoned the “useless fork and knife” and reverted to a primitive manner and is all teeth and fingers with this pork chop! HAHAHAHA! I really wish you could hear how hard I am laughing right now! Dude is GONE! LOL! He also just said his fingers are shaking (as he lights up another bowl). 4:10

4:12 I forgot to mention that the Princess Kiddo is off to Science Camp this week so Dean and I are playing HARD right now! Haha. We never get to start smoking so early!!  4:12

4:15 Dean just turned on good ole Bob Marley, because in good stoner fashion, Bob’s music is LIFE! Lol “We Jammin…” 4:15

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4:20 Now Dean is playing my favorite song, “Is This Love!” God, I LOVE this song!! Oh, and Dean’s plate looks like he licked it. Lmao! Why am I the fat one again?! Haha. Laughing, but very serious! 4:20

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The yummy chops before they were savagely consumed.

4:23 Just received an event request for a committee meeting at my daughter’s school on facebook [clicks “can’t go” immediately]. I just can’t with those meetings. Please tell me I am not the only mom to do that! I volunteer, go to teacher meetings, attend performances, etc., but those meetings are the straw that broke the camel’s back! lol 4:30 (it took a whole 7 minutes to write that…yeah, I was fucked up! haha)

4:31 Dean thinks this strain rivals that of his favorite: Pink Mango. This shit is fire, though. Haha. It definitely has me feeling uplifted and motivated. Dean just said it gives that “frolic in the field type of feeling.” Lmao what??? Ahahaha! Ironically, he got that from me. Back when I first smoked Girl Scout Cookies, I told him I wanted to “frolic in the field” to which he replied, “let’s go workout” and so, we did. I literally ran around my big backyard with weights in hand, frolicking merrily. #GoodTimes Lol. 4:34

4:40 Just had a nice little chat with Dean about Cuba. haha. So, those who know me personally, know I LOVED my Cuban experience! 4:40

4:50 So, it’s been a good amount of time since we first started smoking and I am still feeling pretty high. The intensity is almost the same that it was when we first began smoking tonight. Dean is now playing FarCry 4 again (bleh). Sorry, but this game is boring to me when I’m high. I prefer the fast-paced thrill of GTA or the chilling maze of Resident Evil. This game is cool, but it doesn’t grab my attention like the other games we play. Anyway, my high is maintaining very well. 4:53

4:56 I think Dean has smoked himself retarded…again! He literally just zoned out, game paddle in hand, staring at my purse across the room. LMAO! He truly had no clue he zoned out until I told him I was writing about his antics. Haha He is HIGH tonight, ya’ll! haha! 4:48

5:01 Alright, ya’ll. I’m signing off the blog for the night. Time to watch a movie and smoke some more. Haha!

Til Next Time,

Hardy Har

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Super faded at this point.

 

Quick notes about the high:

I have to say how much I thoroughly enjoyed Asian Fantasy! It once again proved why I am so in love with smoking sativa strains. They are so mentally uplifting and physically stimulating. Just like many of the other sativas I enjoy, this strain provided the hyper-sensitive sense of touch (which explains why this strain is a favorite for enhanced sexy time) I am fond of while also allowing me to be focused enough to get quite a bit accomplished. Cooking while smoking was super fun! Not only was I cooking, but Dean was taking photos and I was cleaning as I cooked (not something I usually do). We were both social, had moments of silliness, but were able to buckle down and get things accomplished! Not to mention, the food was very yummy.

One of the main reasons why I love sativa strains so much is that they always leave me feeling energized and happy the next day. Indica strains don’t have that same effect on me. I usually feel sleepy and slightly lethargic the next day. Today I am in great spirits, my anxiety is gone, and I feel physically energetic. Not a bad way to start the day. Hope you enjoyed this read, guys. Cheers.

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Enamored: Weed Just FEELS So Good

via Daily Prompt: Enamored

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Hi friends. Welcome back to my little blog. So, today I was catching up on some reading and I saw that the Daily Prompt for today is the word enamored. The Daily Prompt is meant to encourage/inspire bloggers to write posts based on the word of the day. So far, I haven’t been inspired by other Daily Prompts, but me being a love bug, I got all hot and bothered by enamored. I mean, come on, just saying the word brings a pleasant feeling. Maybe that’s just me and now you all think I am a total weirdo! LOL! Well, I write a weed blog, so I guess there are more strange things than my love for words. Anyway, this word got me thinking about how much I enjoy smoking marijuana and thus a new blog post was born! That being said, please allow me to share my top three reasons why I love my good friend, Mary Jane.xmhfx896

 

  1. I focus like a laser beam! I’ve written before about the benefit of a focused mind thanks to the use of cannabis products. I don’t know about you, but sometimes I just can’t sit still and get things done! Whenever I smoke a good hybrid or an Indica like OG 91, I make it a point to start tasks I may have been avoiding. Nuisance chores like doing the dishes, folding laundry, and cleaning the cat litter are not so problematic when I am on a trip after a high sesh. I’ve even written a blog post of two while high. 1423668286
  2. Sex, Sex, and MORE SEX! Ok, so you’re probably wondering why this wasn’t number one and I can’t say I have a good answer for you, BUT it definitely makes the list! Now, don’t go thinking you can a smoke a little weed and it will make you want to have sex. No, that’s not exactly how it works. What happens is it enhances sex; makes it way hotter and better. A good example of a strain that has some sex enhancing qualities is Grand Daddy Purple. Tried it for the first time over the weekend (major shout out to KUSHLAND, a favorite dispensary) and let’s just say, it lived up to its reputation. 😉fea_24pot1_t620
  3. Variety is life! There are so many strains, combinations, formulas, brands, and strengths of the stuff! Take your pick between wax concentrates, powder concentrates, moon rocks, space rocks, kief, and flowers! You can smoke it, eat it, and inject it (yeah, some folks take THC via IVs). It’s hard to get bored with a smorgasbord like that!

So what do you think? If you’re like me, it’s hard not to be enamored by this multi-faceted little plant.

Til next time, tokers.

-Hardy Har