Happiness = Positive Intent + Action

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Weed: Gorilla Glue + Green Ribbon


Hi guys. Thanks for stopping by again. So, the below post was actually written Saturday, October 14, 2017, but it has been a rather hectic few weeks for me. 

This post is a different animal for me, but I have to preface it by saying how happy I am that my message took this turn. I truly feel like the last week cumulatively contributed to the “ah-ha” moment I wrote about. I finally understand how vital being positive intrinsically is to life. The burdens I was suffering through up until Friday night/Saturday morning have dissipated from my immediate attention. I am focused only on helping others and being of good service to the world and am completely aware of my power to control my situations. This isn’t to say that the problems don’t need to be corrected, but it does allow me to be uplifted mentally so that I can focus on problem resolution. It may sound confusing, but I can assure you it isn’t. It is literally your own state of mind that will propel you forward. It is as simple as believing in yourself. That’s it. From there you are happy to be vulnerable enough to be of service to others. This is followed by your receipt of good karma. If what goes around comes around, it makes sense that if you live positively you’ll only receive good come-arounds. For a far better explanation, PUHLEASE check out a Michael Beckwith video on YouTube. Omg!

Alright, I won’t blab your head off because you still have the actual blog post to read. Let me know your thoughts, friends. 

Cheers,

Hardy Har


 

I have been living a strange pattern lately. Well, technically, all of our lives are composed of patterns, strange and/or otherwise. Anyway, the pattern: I noticed that when I am stressed and focused on the situation that encouraged the stress, I lose control of my thinking. This is not limited to one specific task or function. It encompasses all aspects of my life from my sleeping habits to eating habits to social behaviors and every single thing in between. When I’m in these moments of fear, (because that is all stress is: the manifestations of our internal fears), I feel crippled and unable to tap into my Higher Self. Higher Self has all the answers and has allowed for and provided all the necessary tools to remove myself from whatever prison I have decided to encase myself in. When I am consumed by my fear (aka stressed out), I wake up every single morning at 3 am completely unable to go back to sleep. It matters not how much of that sweet plant, mari-juana, I have smoked, I can always count on waking up at 3 in the morning. Of course up until that point, I will have slept like the dead, but if fear is present, I know I am waking up at 3 period. Isn’t that a strange phenomenon? How is it possible that I can do that? That any of us can do that? Well, I have come to realize that our minds, and the limitations we impose on Higher Self, are responsible for the fucked up patterns. Because I allow myself to be incapacitated by fear, I lose control over myself and thus every single situation. I become sad, depressed, jealous, and/or negative very easily and in doing so, subconsciously tell myself every single day that I am not going to sleep thoroughly and peacefully. Now, of course I don’t remember ever thinking those thoughts, but that is my point! The consciousness that allows me to move, breathe, and live is also telling me to wake up and focus on whatever stressful situation is present. You guys, that type of power is amazing! Imagine if I used it to focus on the positive things happening simultaneously with the negative situation (because, lets face it, there is always a silver lining)! The situation becomes insignificant because I will have found the value of its presence and thus have taken control over my perspective. If I perceive things to be a different way, then they are! Are you feeling me? I am finally starting to get what ALL those motivational and positive gurus out there have been saying. They literally have been saying the same things over and over: the formula to ultimate happiness. They have been saying that we already have any tool needed to elevate ourselves to the next level if only we tap into it. Sure, I could hear and shallowly understand what they were saying, but on a fundamental level, I was missing the message which was, “Hey, you. YOU are controlling this whole situation. You asked for this in some way and you have positioned yourself systematically and consistently for this exact moment.” I have control? YES, I do and so do you! I don’t know about you, but isn’t that such an immensely empowering recognition? If the laws of the universe say, “you get exactly what you give,” then if I gave my life nothing but positivity that I CHOOSE, of course my consequences will also be good!

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Remember when I said in another post that good decisions yield good consequences? Well, here it is in practice! I guess I am just late to the party, because here I am, at 5:39 am feeling compelled to write this blog post after nearly two weeks of not having done it at all! I could have chosen to wake up, lie in bed, grab my phone and tune my HIgher Self out with bullshit, manufactured distractions, but this time I didn’t. I CHOSE to be productive because I realize I hold the power to my own success and failure in equal measure! This revelation changed my life in this exact moment, because the present is all that matters. I learned a very interesting fact this week, that has me fascinated and that is this: the subconscious only knows the present. The past and future DO NOT exist to the subconscious mind. It does NOT CARE what information it is fed, so long as it IS fed. The question from that is this: why not control my mental diet? Why not live for this exact second and not a single millisecond before or beyond now?

As people, we are so consumed with the maybe of tomorrow and the “coulda, shoulda, woulda” of yesterday, that we neglect the presence and power of NOW. What if I lived each moment thinking only of this moment and driven by the positive intent to happily impact those around me? Yeah…are you starting to get the picture? There’s really no limit on whatever you just imagined. It can be as big as you allow it to be. I woke up totally in touch with my Higher Self this morning and ALLOWED it to drive this car. I simply desired it, believed I could do it, and DID! Simple as that. I wanted to feel happy and fulfilled and knew writing a new and different blog post to SHARE (key word) with other people would give me what I desired! It’s cyclical! This is the exact same method that brings negativity to my life. I decided at some point, subconsciously, that I would turn the results into something I actually wanted. THIS is the marvelous effect cannabis has brought to my life. It allowed me to relax mentally and emotionally enough to start learning from myself. I see absolutely nothing negative in this moment. Right now, I am aware of my Higher Self, which is the best version of me. Actually, not only am I aware of it, I AM IT. It’s almost like a completely different person, a POSITIVE person. A person with an insatiable desire and WILLINGNESS to learn and progress led only by positive intent. This is what God is to me. The ability to harness my natural talents and tools within my environment, which is of my own creation (of course). Do you see how EVERYTHING always ties back to personal choices? If that’s happening to me, it damn sure is happening to the other 7 or 8 billion people in the world. Each of us are living the consequences of our decisions, which are purely based on our thoughts. How good or bad those consequences are depends on how much positive intent was involved in the process.

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What do I mean by positive intent? Positive intent is the concern of bringing positivity to others. It is totally fine to be selfish WHEN you lead with positive intent. That looks like this example: I want to be happy. I already know making other people happy brings me great joy so I decide to share goodness and thus immediately bring happiness to myself. Did you get that? The intent that my happiness is dependent on the happiness my decisions bring to others. This logic applies to every situation because the situation doesn’t really matter. The important factor is my reaction, which is always within my control. So, I can be feeling creative and want to do an art project. I could totally sit on my own and let my creative juices flow, but maybe I have neglected spending as much time with The Kiddo. Here’s the positive intent: invite her to be creative with me. Truly a simple solution, but lets face it, one that many of us fail to implement because we are so consumed about what WE want and not about how we can be of service to others. Guys, this formula of happiness = positive intent + action never fails. I always somehow get exactly what I wanted in the first place out of the new scenario that included bringing positivity to someone else. Never. Fails. I have applied this to many different areas of my life (romantic, professional, financial, etc) and it works every time. Now, the problem is I do not consistently do it. At some point I choose to be selfish without any positive intent and things start to get ugly fast. Here is where words like greedy, conceited, and shallow come in. Bringing positivity to others can be whatever the situation calls for. Whether it’s visiting a friend in the hospital or offering a helping hand to a stranger or writing a helpful blog post. Those are situations that were driven by the desire to shed light on someone outside of myself. It only makes sense that I too will benefit from those actions. I am sure I will gain exactly what I wanted to!

I never used to think like this, guys! I never used to focus on my mental and spiritual well-being in this way. Oh, how I’ve changed (and FOR THE BETTER)! I’m finally snatching change and in doing so improving my life because I believe I am in control. Knowing I possess the power is empowering and when I fail to harness it positively, that’s when the sadness, depression, and anxiety can seep in. It seeps because I now have the understanding that I chose to feel that way. I chose to be in whatever situation causes fear and I chose to give in to it. The disappointment in the failure to choose control and happiness is what causes all that negative spiraling we are all guilty for. This new way of thinking has been greatly propelled by my use of medical marijuana. Yes, at some point in my life (in 2011, actually) I decided that I was going to change for the better, but the boost weed has given my growth is immeasurable. My relationships with my child, boyfriend, family, friends, and strangers have completely changed. People that have known me for years often can’t recognize me, physically AND spirtually. They are constantly shocked to know who I truly am underneath all the bullshit I put on top of myself. The change is mental/spiritual and by design, trickles in and impacts other things as a side effect. My skin is clearer than it was 6 years ago, I am healthier physically, I workout, I am more confident, and the list literally could go on and on. Hell, I have a blog now! That in it and of itself is amazing because for the past 15 years people have CONSISTENTLY told me I should write. I always technically could, but didn’t desire it. I suppressed my own talent and ignored it not realizing how much positivity it could bring to others and ultimately to myself. Somehow the universe still served it up on a platter; a platter based on my own damn menu! Ha! I just cannot get over how this works!

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Even as I write this, I am amazed by the power of my own being. It’s contagious because now I want to apply this to EVERYTHING and watch what happens! Tonight we are having a sleepover for my daughter. I spent yesterday being stressed out by the thought of all that still needs to be accomplished by this afternoon. I wasted so much energy of the situations, that I ignored the fact that it will be an easy success if I choose it to be so. It’s now 6:15 and I have decided that WE all will have a blast because I want it to be awesome. Period. The Kiddo will enjoy herself and so will all of her friends because I am going to put all of my effort into making sure they do. In doing so, I KNOW we all will be happy and carefree. I am looking forward to writing the next blog post and sharing what a major success the party was. Stay tuned, guys. Things are about to be AWESOME!

Oh, and remember to be thankful and grateful for every single amazing thing in your life today. Why? Because it feels good (feels better when you’re high, though. hehe 🤗)!

The Pursuit of Higher Self

 

 

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Active High Sesh: Manic Monday

Hi guys, thanks for stopping by my page! Today’s blog post (written yesterday, 10/2/17) is a short[er] post. Since we usually smoke at night (the kiddo is back home from camp, so back to our regular schedule), we had an emotional day with all the staying up to date regarding the shooting in Las Vegas and the sudden death of a family member. By the end of it all, we just wanted to chill and try to decompress our brains. I think we were purposely avoiding talking further about either tragedy and instead chatted about how little we actually smoke!

I could have sworn we were like the biggest (and newest) stoners ever! Haha! Turns out there are people out there toking up MAJORLY Monday through Sunday. Since Dean and I share our bowls, we essentially are smoking half of whatever we fill them with. Lately, we have been using a pretty small bowl on Glass Castle because I had previously mentioned to Dean that it seemed like we didn’t need to use the large bowls all the time. Our stuff is top quality shit, so I don’t think we need to smoke 10 bowls a day to get high. We get high as kites as it is, what more could we want? Anyway, let’s get into it. Menus:


Weed: Blue Dream (sativa dom) + Banana Bread (hybrid)

Food: Krispy Krunchy Chicken (they have THEEEE BEST biscuits EVER!)

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Photo courtesy of Krispy Krunchy Chicken

 

7:13 We started smoking about 6:45ish on this grim Monday evening. Today was a tough one. It’s the morning after that tragic shooting in Vegas and in addition, the loss of a family member (unrelated occurrence). ::Sigh:: Even Dean was down today. It’s hard to believe that these horrible things happen to people. I know I should, but I just can’t get used to all the ugliness in this world. Interestingly enough, the more I smoke, the more I repel negativity. Things that are bad seem to hurt me even more deeply. My compassion level has increased x 10. I was always empathetic and compassionate, but now I am even more so. Needless to say, today shook me. 7:19

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Photo credit: KUIC

 

7:22 So, tonight Dean mixed up an interesting combo. I had mentioned to him that I haven’t been sleeping as deeply as I have previously. I surmise it’s due to the high amounts of sativa strains I’ve been smoking lately. Anyway, we were chatting about that and that conversation reminded us that I learned something interesting from some of the weed FB groups I’m in: we don’t smoke as much as we think we do. In comparison to more seasoned smokers, we hardly smoke, despite smoking daily! A lot of the group members boasted about smoking a gram of two a day. Dean and I definitely don’t smoke that much at once; however, we are smoking top shelf, organic, premium grade. It seems to me that it makes a difference, but I haven’t actually researched it. I know that when we smoke with other people who have been smoking for years, we usually outsmoke them. I think the quality of our stash makes us need less of it to get our highs on! 7:30

7:31 About the high: my sense of smell has definitely increased. Lord, I am smelling everything! Also, my focus is kicking in hard. I am super content just typing away this blog post. Dean decided to try playing The Evil Within (you know how we love out scary games and movies). It looks like it might be pretty promising. Side note: Dean thinks it’s some type of special talent that I can type and watch him play the game at the same time. Lol! 7:37

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7:38 Umm, okay. This game just got way the fuck real! How can it be that we have not played this shit before?! 7:38

7:40 Oh! I forgot to mention earlier that I may be writing a blog post about Ganja Yoga very soon. Stay tuned for that! 7:42 (I was clearly side-tracked here! took a whole two minutes to write those two sentences. Lol!)

7:47 Dean has come to the conclusion that we will need a Walkthrough for this game. Neither of us has the fuck to give to figure out all these tiny little details on our own! LBVS! 7:49

7:51 Uh oh. Somehow Dean and I landed on our favorite daily topic: racism against African people everywhere. We talk about that every single day because each and everyday we are subjected to it. SMH 7:54

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Photo courtesy of stonerdays.com

 

7:55 About the high now: Since Dean concocted this medley of two strains, I am now feeling the effects of the indica notes. I feel physically relaxed. The hyper-sensitivity of my senses that I earlier experienced is gone. I still have cotton mouth though (I realize I forgot to mention that in the previous “about the high”). This shit does cause some serious cotton mouth, though. Damn! Where’s the water hose?! 7:58

7:58 Okay, Dean wants me to read the Walkthrough now so I think I’ll call it a night for this Active High Sesh. If I was reminded of only one thing from the aftermath of the horrific events of yesterday, it’s to make sure to live each day emphatically and honestly: love deeply, respect completely, and live happily. Have a great day/night, folks. 8:02

Til next time,

Hardy Har


Summary Notes:

This hybrid mixture was the perfect amount of mellow to apply to Manic Monday. We both worked on our businesses, laughed, played, ate, and watched some old school 90s cartoons. I didn’t reach euphoria, which is always preferred if I am trying to work, but I was extremely relaxed and happy. I’d say the proper descriptor is “uplifted.” We felt incredibly uplifted. There was still that social buzz, but instead of feeling like the-turnt-up-duo-at-a club, we felt more like the-amazing-duo-that-hosted-a-great-dinner-among-friends. Does that make sense? Haha. Anyway, I was definitely digging this medley. Shout out to Dean for always hookin’ a sistah up!

The Pursuit of Higher Self

 

ACTIVE HIGH SESH: Asian Fantasy and Pork Chops

Hi there, friends. Welcome back to my little blog about my big love for marijuana! Today’s post is all about the fun we had yesterday with the wildly popular, and hard to find) strain, Asian Fantasy. Alright, let’s get into it! Menus:

Weed: Asian Fantasy – check out details on this sexy sativa here.

Food: Homemade pork chops (yummmm), mashed potatoes, and green beans


3:55 Started smoking about half hour to an hour ago. We are finally trying Asian Fantasy, a fabulous sativa strain, for the first time! Also, in keeping with the theme of “firsts,” I will be cooking while smoking for the first time. I can’t believe I haven’t done that yet!

4:00 Well apparently Dean thinks I turn into fuckin Emeril Lagasse when I cook and smoke! Lol! He is GRUBBIN’ Hungry Hungry Hippo style on these pork chops I cooked! He said these are the best pork chops I ever cooked and I need to be high as a kite every time I cook! Lmao! They are bomb, though. ahaha 4:02

4:03 Dean just lost track of time, guys! Lol! He was really convinced it’s been thirty minutes since I started documenting. Nope, it’s been less than 10. Yup…the guy is baked out of his mind right now. Hahaha! Even though he’s high, he took some really great shots for today’s post! So, HI! This another first for the blog: pictures of moi! ::waves hello:: 4:0622070287_10213915913199596_1924896241_o

4:06 I am so high right now and yet, I am blogging, eating, laughing, and working my Facebook group (oh, yeah…I have one of those. Click the link and join) all at the same time! This strain has turned me into a multi-tasking, super woman! And as a random side note: Dean has abandoned the “useless fork and knife” and reverted to a primitive manner and is all teeth and fingers with this pork chop! HAHAHAHA! I really wish you could hear how hard I am laughing right now! Dude is GONE! LOL! He also just said his fingers are shaking (as he lights up another bowl). 4:10

4:12 I forgot to mention that the Princess Kiddo is off to Science Camp this week so Dean and I are playing HARD right now! Haha. We never get to start smoking so early!!  4:12

4:15 Dean just turned on good ole Bob Marley, because in good stoner fashion, Bob’s music is LIFE! Lol “We Jammin…” 4:15

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4:20 Now Dean is playing my favorite song, “Is This Love!” God, I LOVE this song!! Oh, and Dean’s plate looks like he licked it. Lmao! Why am I the fat one again?! Haha. Laughing, but very serious! 4:20

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The yummy chops before they were savagely consumed.

4:23 Just received an event request for a committee meeting at my daughter’s school on facebook [clicks “can’t go” immediately]. I just can’t with those meetings. Please tell me I am not the only mom to do that! I volunteer, go to teacher meetings, attend performances, etc., but those meetings are the straw that broke the camel’s back! lol 4:30 (it took a whole 7 minutes to write that…yeah, I was fucked up! haha)

4:31 Dean thinks this strain rivals that of his favorite: Pink Mango. This shit is fire, though. Haha. It definitely has me feeling uplifted and motivated. Dean just said it gives that “frolic in the field type of feeling.” Lmao what??? Ahahaha! Ironically, he got that from me. Back when I first smoked Girl Scout Cookies, I told him I wanted to “frolic in the field” to which he replied, “let’s go workout” and so, we did. I literally ran around my big backyard with weights in hand, frolicking merrily. #GoodTimes Lol. 4:34

4:40 Just had a nice little chat with Dean about Cuba. haha. So, those who know me personally, know I LOVED my Cuban experience! 4:40

4:50 So, it’s been a good amount of time since we first started smoking and I am still feeling pretty high. The intensity is almost the same that it was when we first began smoking tonight. Dean is now playing FarCry 4 again (bleh). Sorry, but this game is boring to me when I’m high. I prefer the fast-paced thrill of GTA or the chilling maze of Resident Evil. This game is cool, but it doesn’t grab my attention like the other games we play. Anyway, my high is maintaining very well. 4:53

4:56 I think Dean has smoked himself retarded…again! He literally just zoned out, game paddle in hand, staring at my purse across the room. LMAO! He truly had no clue he zoned out until I told him I was writing about his antics. Haha He is HIGH tonight, ya’ll! haha! 4:48

5:01 Alright, ya’ll. I’m signing off the blog for the night. Time to watch a movie and smoke some more. Haha!

Til Next Time,

Hardy Har

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Super faded at this point.

 

Quick notes about the high:

I have to say how much I thoroughly enjoyed Asian Fantasy! It once again proved why I am so in love with smoking sativa strains. They are so mentally uplifting and physically stimulating. Just like many of the other sativas I enjoy, this strain provided the hyper-sensitive sense of touch (which explains why this strain is a favorite for enhanced sexy time) I am fond of while also allowing me to be focused enough to get quite a bit accomplished. Cooking while smoking was super fun! Not only was I cooking, but Dean was taking photos and I was cleaning as I cooked (not something I usually do). We were both social, had moments of silliness, but were able to buckle down and get things accomplished! Not to mention, the food was very yummy.

One of the main reasons why I love sativa strains so much is that they always leave me feeling energized and happy the next day. Indica strains don’t have that same effect on me. I usually feel sleepy and slightly lethargic the next day. Today I am in great spirits, my anxiety is gone, and I feel physically energetic. Not a bad way to start the day. Hope you enjoyed this read, guys. Cheers.

Tools of the Trade

Hey y’all! Hardy Har here again! Thanks for checking out my latest post!

Today (technically this was written yesterday, 9/11/17) was one of those super awesome days that was a combination of The Universe (yeah, I believe in that) hooking me up and hard work/determination that ultimately resulted in some awesome opportunities, and by association, more work! Lol! Funny how that works out. That was pretty much the case for both Dean and me as his business venture is REALLY getting off the ground. Since we have been work mules all day, we wanted to relax with a smoke-out by the pool (gotta love Cali weather)! I invited my neighbor, AKA Vecina (neighbor in Spanish), and we sat in patio chairs while he floated away (literally) in the pool. Because we were outside and it was a sort of an impromptu thing, we didn’t dab or use the Castles (bongs) because, let’s face it, sometimes you don’t want to be bothered with all that equipment!😂That got me to thinking about all the stuff we’ve accumulated since we began smoking in February and boy, oh boy, is it a lot (to us)! So, let’s get into it and see what we got. *Remember when I edit the next day, those comments are in purple.

1. Twisty Glass Pipe by 7Pipe: $50 on TwistyShop

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Photo Credit: http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com

 

Twisty, as we like to call it, is up first. This little baby is a smoker’s delight. It’s small, convenient, and glass! There’s no need for paper (we only smoke out of glass or vape pens) or the annoyance of rolling, but it has all the benefits of a blunt. The best part about it is you can fill it with whatever ground flowers you want and drift away. You can take tiny baby hits or inhale as much in one breath that your lungs will allow. It really is up to you, but the blunt has the ability to just keep going and going. Before you know it, you are somewhere in the sky and you aren’t quite sure how you got there. I recommend this for anyone who loves smoking a blunt, but hates the hassle and expense of using papers.

2. Water Bongs: AKA Magic Castle and Glass Castle

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Zob Bongs, Photo Credit: Aqua LabTech

 

Next on the list are the two Castles. When we first started smoking, we used our first bong, Glass Castle A LOT! I mean, we were getting smashed and we were total newbies! We had no idea that we basically started running before we learned how to walk with this marijuana stuff. Anyway, Glass Castle is a 16″ bong. It doesn’t have any fancy colors or cool identifying marks, but it is my favorite of the two. Here’s a slightly smaller one similar to what we have. I really like that the neck is short enough to keep the hit concentrated, but it’s long enough that it doesn’t burn as badly once you inhale.

The other bong is by Zob and we nicknamed it Magic Castle. You can find one similar to the one we have here. This rig is nearly 2 ft tall, measuring a staggering 23.5″ height! Needless to say, this fucker gets your high HIGH! Haha. No joke, many have fallen because of this one, including very seasoned smokers. One time, we smoked with one of my cousins who gets high aaaall the time. He took ONE hit and was DONE! He just couldn’t handle a hit that big combined with the organic top shelf premium stuff we smoke. Needless to say, tread carefully with these big babies. They aren’t for the feint of heart!

3. Pipes: Wesley Pipes, Swirls, and Trinket

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Photo Source: http://www.freewtc.com

 

Often times when you buy marijuana products from the dispensaries, the employees will often give you a freebie or two. These freebies vary, but usually you can get a tiny little pipe and/or a grinder to grind your buds. About three weeks ago, Dean came home with this teeny tiny, little pipe. I mean, it is so little and extra adorable that we named it Trinket. I think this is perfect for personal smoke seshes that will allow you to get faded, but not über high. The pot of the pipe holds just enough for a couple of small to medium hits. It’s also great to stick in your purse or pocket and go.

Swirls is new and super cool! It’s got a really cool multi-color swirled design and a FAT pot! This is perfect for sharing and it definitely gets you up there! I really like it. We’ve had it about a week and it is already starting to look ravaged. HAHA!

Last, but not least is Wesley Pipes. It was the very first tool we used when we smoked the first time and it was the only thing we used until we got Glass Castle. Unfortunately, Wesley Pipes went to live with my sister, Ki, for her personal use. Although Wesley is dearly departed from our care, it holds a special place in our hearts. ♥

4. Vape and Dab Pens:

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Photo Source: http://www.thepicta.com

 

Lastly, we have the pens. We have a red vape pen that is more trouble (and expense) than it’s worth. There’s a nasty plastic taste when you pull the vapor. Dean enjoyed smoking with it, but I didn’t. Wasn’t for me. Next.

On Friday he got some OC Pharm Dab Pens, courtesy of the dispensary his uncle works at. It was our first time using them and we REALLY like them! Talk about convenient! Man, all you gotta do is take it out of the box and suck! No loading weed, no scraping wax, nothing to clean up. It contains 500 mg of clear cannabis concentrate and we have two strains: Girl Scout Cookies (sativa dominant) and OG Headband (indica dominant). Although these pens are super amazing, I DO NOT recommend you use them if you are not accustomed to dabbing; specifically dabbing more than once in a row. I say that last part because it is similar to smoking a blunt. It is handy and it’s easy to take a puff and then take another one consecutively. I made that mistake last week and was high for 48 hours WITHOUT having to smoke again. Real talk: that shit $*@%$& me up! And because it’s us, we smoked both strains. I was GOOD on smoking the whole weekend. I felt the effects of that ultra HIGHbrid from Thursday to Sunday night. Wow! ::dramatic pause here:: That being said it was the Best. Sleep. Ever. Not to mention I had the energy to take a pole dancing class on Saturday (side note: that is F-U-N!) and The Princess to her Girl Scouts meeting on Sunday while having labelled over 400 spray bottles for Dean’s business AFTER work Thursday and Friday. Yeah… Just like that run on sentence, my focus and productivity went on and on…and on (thanks to my suped up high). And when it was time to go to bed, I slept soundly, peacefully and dreamless.

Anyway ya’ll, I’m a tad bit baked right now and it’s 7:45 p.m., so I’m signing off and playing this here Resident Evil 7 with Dean (because clearly we love the gory horror stuff when we smoke). Thanks for peeping ya girl.

Til next time…

Hardy Har

ACTIVE HIGH SESH: Saturday Burnout

Yoooo! Welcome back, y’all! Thanks for checking out another Active High Sesh (AHS). What that means is I’m getting hiiiigh right now! It’s 4:36 p.m. and about 84639505° in this hot ass heat, but I’m goood. Haha! Alright, let’s talk menus for today:

Weed: Jack Herrer and THC-a Crystalline (96% THC)

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Photo Credit: greendoorwest.com/products/jack-herer

 

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THC-a Crystalline / Photo Source http://www.guildextracts.com

Food: Eggs, Sausage, Grits, Popsicles and to be continued…

Drinks: Smart Water and Redd’s WICKED Apple beer (so damn good, y’all! Tastes like apple cider, but with a kick!)

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Photo Credit: Reddswickedapple.com

 

Activities: Grand Theft Auto V and swimming

So, how this will go is I am going to narrate my active high sesh the next day. Those comments will be in purple. The active high sesh is grey. 4:41

4:46: Dean swears two things happen when I smoke an upper: 1. I get super gangsta and fun (hahaha) and 2. I am the best GTA driver ever. Lol! Right now he’s driving and all I hear are sirens and screaming because his driving skills suck! Lol! He had the idea to put some cheats in and bump us to 4 stars on GTA and see who can escape the cops. Let’s put it this way: it won’t be him! 😭😂 4:49

4:50: Already he is trying to cheat! Dean cheats in every single game he plays from Monopoly to GTA. If it’s a game, he will try to cheat. Smh Lol he wants to go in invisible mode. ::Eye roll:: Anyway, he’s dead now. Lol My turn. 4:51

5:02: I died! Lmao! Do-over!!! That didn’t go as well as I thought it would. #Oops 5:02

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Photo courtesy of Photo by Carlos Domínguez on Unsplash

 

5:07: Wait, kiddo came home for a bit. I think we’ll hit the pool now. 5:09

6:41: Back from the pool! The kiddo had a blast! Dean dunked and slammed and splashed us to death, but we had an enormous amount of fun! Have I ever said how much of a better parent I am when I smoke? Seriously, I am much more open, fun, understanding, and patient. It’s really a great thing! 6:44 Although my daughter doesn’t know her mommy uses cannabis products, she definitely benefits from my usage. My parenting skills, ironically, have improved SO much since I began using marijuana. I think I will write a post about that later.

7:01: Is it just me or does anyone else hate the pool/beach aftermath? I mean, all the incessant dripping all over the place is super annoying. Ok, rant over. Gonna smoke again as soon as the kiddo heads to good ole Nana’s house. 😀 Man, shoutout to Mom for always coming through with the babysitting and support. The little girl loves hanging with Nana!

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Photo Credit: Misery Still Frame Columbia Pictures/ Castle Rock Films

 

Alright guys, that was pretty much the end of my AHS. I was high for much longer than I actually documented, but because I smoked mostly uppers (sativa strains), I am not as focused as I can be with an indica strain (downer). The night further went on to include a marathon of Stephen King movies. We watched Dark Tower, Pet Sematary, and Misery. I’d never seen Misery before so that was a real treat! Gotta love the KING of horror and mind-fucking. Haha. Anyway, that’s about it for my AHS on Saturday. Hope you enjoyed the read.

Til next time,

Hardy Har

 

 

 

Enamored: Weed Just FEELS So Good

via Daily Prompt: Enamored

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Hi friends. Welcome back to my little blog. So, today I was catching up on some reading and I saw that the Daily Prompt for today is the word enamored. The Daily Prompt is meant to encourage/inspire bloggers to write posts based on the word of the day. So far, I haven’t been inspired by other Daily Prompts, but me being a love bug, I got all hot and bothered by enamored. I mean, come on, just saying the word brings a pleasant feeling. Maybe that’s just me and now you all think I am a total weirdo! LOL! Well, I write a weed blog, so I guess there are more strange things than my love for words. Anyway, this word got me thinking about how much I enjoy smoking marijuana and thus a new blog post was born! That being said, please allow me to share my top three reasons why I love my good friend, Mary Jane.xmhfx896

 

  1. I focus like a laser beam! I’ve written before about the benefit of a focused mind thanks to the use of cannabis products. I don’t know about you, but sometimes I just can’t sit still and get things done! Whenever I smoke a good hybrid or an Indica like OG 91, I make it a point to start tasks I may have been avoiding. Nuisance chores like doing the dishes, folding laundry, and cleaning the cat litter are not so problematic when I am on a trip after a high sesh. I’ve even written a blog post of two while high. 1423668286
  2. Sex, Sex, and MORE SEX! Ok, so you’re probably wondering why this wasn’t number one and I can’t say I have a good answer for you, BUT it definitely makes the list! Now, don’t go thinking you can a smoke a little weed and it will make you want to have sex. No, that’s not exactly how it works. What happens is it enhances sex; makes it way hotter and better. A good example of a strain that has some sex enhancing qualities is Grand Daddy Purple. Tried it for the first time over the weekend (major shout out to KUSHLAND, a favorite dispensary) and let’s just say, it lived up to its reputation. 😉fea_24pot1_t620
  3. Variety is life! There are so many strains, combinations, formulas, brands, and strengths of the stuff! Take your pick between wax concentrates, powder concentrates, moon rocks, space rocks, kief, and flowers! You can smoke it, eat it, and inject it (yeah, some folks take THC via IVs). It’s hard to get bored with a smorgasbord like that!

So what do you think? If you’re like me, it’s hard not to be enamored by this multi-faceted little plant.

Til next time, tokers.

-Hardy Har

 

About Last Night: Beware of Truth or Dare

“…being that I enjoy a risk or two of my own, I said, ‘what the hell’ and saddled up!”

 

Welcome back to my little weed-spot blog, located in a teeny tiny corner of the social media universe. Based on the title of this post, I bet you can guess what I did last night, and if you can’t, maybe you should put the bong down for a minute! Ok, if you guessed “got high and played a long, super duper risqué round of truth or dare with the boyfriend,” you’d be correct! So, how’d it go? Well, let’s find out!

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First of all, it was another game night of indica-dominant hybrids so we were getting the best of both worlds. In case you didn’t already know, I LOOOOVE sativas and sativa-dominant hybrids. Personally, there’s nothing better than that mental race to euphoria that a premium sativa can provide. It just feels, so damn good. Anyway, lately, we have been trying to give some love to the few indica strains we have and because the tiny stash is mostly comprised of hybrids, we get to have our cake and eat it too!

Alright, so, the game. I gotta say, for those of you who are interested in high stakes truth-telling, then please, carry on and play boldly, but if you are shy, have something to hide, or are too afraid of getting a little silly then this may not be the activity for you! For me, I knew it could get a little hairy because Dean is the ULTIMATE daredevil! For real, guys. This dude went on Fear Factor and drank some poisonous concoction of cow tongue, tarantula, and only God knows what else! Needless to say, I was super scared of choosing ” truth or dare” with that maniac, but being that I enjoy a risk or two of my own, I said, “what the hell” and saddled up! And boy, ole boy, he didn’t disappoint! Right out the gate, dude wanted me to do push-ups on my porch while wearing my nightgown! I was like, “ummm, how about we go inside the house and I’ll do a dare in there?” I know, I know…you’re probably thinking that I’m a big wuss, and you if you are, you aren’t 100% correct. The weather has been so perfect at night, that we started sitting on the porch to smoke. Last night, I was dressed for bed and didn’t feel comfortable allowing my lady bits to flap in the wind for my neighbors to see. Lol! Yeah, not trying to blind anyone! Haha! So, he gave me a pass and we proceeded to play a game of truths. The questions ranged from the most ridiculous like “if you could be a planet, which one would you be” to “have you ever kissed someone else while we’ve been together.” I mean, shit got crazy, funny, and REAL sometimes! That being said, as fun as it was to stick to truths, what happened when we went into the house was even better!

Since I knew I flaked on my first dare, I decided to risk it all and choose dare again, with a fresh resolve to carry it through. So when Dean said, “I dare you to take two dabs back to back,” I blanched! Remember guys, we are still newbies. Granted, we do smoke daily and a variety of premium medical marijuana, but I was barely just getting comfortable with dabbing once and here this guy is wanting me to do two in a row! Aye Dios mio!!! Despite my hesitation, I was like “fuck it,” and hit that shit twice and wow, talk about a major head rush!!! I truly felt like my head was trying to lift off my body!! It felt light and airy, just on the brink of dizziness. It was intense for the first minute or so, but once my mind and body began to acclimate, it was sooooo awesome! Oh –I don’t think I mentioned that I dabbed a sativa. I have zero clue which one, but I know it was a sativa or sativa dominant hybrid. That would explain the sensation of my head popping off and doing salsa on my dining room table.

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Dean was impressed. He knows me so well, and thus knows my limitations. He truly thought I would chicken out, but I did it with glee! Anyway, I said all of that to say this: when I consume marijuana, many things happen to me. One of those things is the loss of a lot of my fear and anxiety. Now, I may be more inclined to take a risk or two, but they are always calculated. In this case, I was at home, with my boyfriend and felt very safe and comfortable. I doubt I would have been as brazen if the environment was less known to me.

I am curious to know what those of you out there reading my little posts do when you’re getting high! Tell me about your activities or simply share your thoughts! Either way, I’m out!

Til next time, folks.

-Hardy Har